Stupidité inside

**Crawling-Flesh** Mar 28 Juil - 22:48

J'avais écrit ça il y à un moment quand j'étais sur un forum JdR. Un des membres avait fait le jeu de mot "breaking the hobbit" en parlant de la chanson de Linkin Park "breaking the habit". J'avais décidé de parodier la chanson entière et je viens de retomber sur le texte, je ne résiste pas à l'envie de le poster (à chaque fois ça me fait rire ce truc ^^).
Le mieux est de lire le texte en écoutant la musique Wink

PS : la grammaire anglaise n'est pas toujours respectée mais c'est intentionnel pour coller au nombre de pieds Wink

The Middle earth
Like opening a world
I'm going on a quest again
I take my stuffs
My sword's already sold
I need some gold to start again

Bridge :
Since I'm born I've been the one
The battles always choose
To my mates, I tell some lies
Cause I'm the thief in use

Chorus :
I don't want orcs to fighting more
And elves that always scream
I don't know how to pass this gate
Creatures never seen
I don't need more gobelins to slay
I'll never be a knight
So I'm breaking the hobbit
I'm breaking the hobbit
To smile

Lembas for cure
I'm looking at the door
I try to break inside again
We're left just four
Front of dark emperor
Sauron has come back once again

Since I'm born I've been the one
The battles always choose
To my mates, I tell some lies
Cause I'm the thief in use

I don't want orcs to fighting more
And elves that always scream
I don't know how to pass this gate
Creatures never seen
I don't need more gobelins to slay
I'll never be a knight
So I'm breaking the hobbit
I'm breaking the hobbit
To smile

I throw him on the walls
The One ring was a false
I'll never fight again
Gimli knows how it ends

I don't want orcs to fighting more
And elves that always scream
I have returned to my city
Now Middle earth is clean
I don't need more gobelins to slay
I'll never be a knight
So I'm breaking the hobbit
I'm breaking the hobbit
To smile

Enjoy